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Starring: Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Kathryn Drysdale and Beverley Callard

Written By: Susan Nickson

First Screened: 2nd April 2001

While Janet is worrying she may be pregnant Jonny is fed up with his dull boring life and decides he wants more excitement. He tries horse-riding but this still doesn't seem enough. Until he finds out Janet may be pregnant, his response - he thought Janet kept her alcohol level too high to conceive!!! Meanwhile Donna is secretly thinking she may be pregnant too and she tries to talk to Gaz but he keeps running off.

Louise comforts Janet trying to prove she is not a twat and Jonny confides in Gaz about not wanting to be a dad. Louise goes to the pub to set Jonny straight saying she's left Janet alone, very upset and crying her eyes out. Oh my god Louise really is a twat!! Twat! Twat! Twat! Her ranting helps Jonny to face up to his responsibilities and then becomes keen on the idea of been a dad.

But at home Janet finds out she's not pregnant and celebrates by having a drink and smoke with Louise and Donna. On there way home, absolutely pissed Gaz and Jonny decides to give Janet a present. After deciding chewing gum, a condom and a fiver aren't really suitable they head off to the all night garage to find something. They head home with two bags of compost - to nourish the child!!!

When they arrive home Jonny is disgusted to find Janet smoking and drinking and gives a sentimental speech about is unborn child Ferrari Sabrina Britany. But when Janet tells him she isn't pregnant he his some what relieved 'thank fuck for that'!!

Later all Gaz wants is sex but Donna wants to talk he tells her to hang on a minute but he does a runner yet again.